The Phantom Flag Hex of Kayshon Boutte
Kayshon Boutte · HOU · WR
“The QB looks at Boutte exactly once: a 3-yard out on 3rd-and-9.” — Auntie Audible
More ways the witch ruins Boutte's week
- Boutte gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of LSU's biggest rival.
- Boutte will do something so quietly mediocre that the box score doubts he played.
76%POTENCY
-9.1PTS DRAINED
Season WobblerVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A used challenge flag
- The echo of a referee saying "no catch"
- The sacred tears of a #1 waiver priority
- A forgotten fantasy trophy from 2014
Incantation
Hocus pocus, fumble focus,
Boutte's snap count, now a locust,
Waiver wire, hear my notice!
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FAQ
How do I curse Kayshon Boutte in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Kayshon Boutte is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Kayshon Boutte actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.