The Butter-Finger Hex of Kayshon Boutte
Kayshon Boutte · HOU · WR
“Boutte gets shadowed by a corner who just signed an extension and needs to prove it.” — The Old Crone of the Red Zone
More ways the witch ruins Boutte's week
- A localized thunderstorm forms over Boutte's stadium. Only over Boutte.
- Boutte goes down with a "tweak" in a game that was already won. Never even needed him.
78%POTENCY
-13.5PTS DRAINED
Needs a PriestVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- An unused timeout (still warm)
- A single Bills jersey, ironically worn
- A used challenge flag
- The echo of a referee saying "no catch"
Incantation
Boutte, Boutte, in the pale moonlight,
May your target share shrink out of sight,
And may the ref not see your catch tonight.
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FAQ
How do I curse Kayshon Boutte in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Kayshon Boutte is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Kayshon Boutte actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.