The Late Scratch Hex of Kayshon Boutte
Kayshon Boutte · HOU · WR
“Boutte goes down with a "tweak" in a game that was already won. Never even needed him.” — Nana Nickelback
More ways the witch ruins Boutte's week
- Boutte gets a stat correction that takes away 2.4 points, 4 days later, at 3:17 AM.
- Boutte gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of LSU's biggest rival.
79%POTENCY
-14.1PTS DRAINED
Season WobblerVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- Eye of newt, toe of frog, and a "Questionable" tag
- A single sock, mismatched, from the Giants locker room
- Dust from a defunct team's playbook (the Browns, probably)
- A forgotten fantasy trophy from 2014
Incantation
Spirits of the checkdown past,
Make Boutte's Sunday dim and vast,
One yard short. The die is cast.
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Kayshon Boutte in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Kayshon Boutte is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Kayshon Boutte actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.