The Snap Count Hex of Kayshon Boutte
Kayshon Boutte · HOU · WR
“Boutte gets quarantined by a cornerback named Cornelius who has never been beaten. Ever.” — Sister Sack
More ways the witch ruins Boutte's week
- Boutte finishes with 4.2 points. Not 4.0. Not 5.0. The single most insulting number.
- Boutte gets benched in a blowout at halftime. The team then comes back. He watches. Smiling.
74%POTENCY
-14.9PTS DRAINED
Needs a PriestVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A screenshot of your opponent's trash talk, face down
- The playbook your coordinator definitely lost
- The dying breath of a waiver claim
- A forgotten fantasy trophy from 2014
Incantation
O ancient spirits of the lost challenge flag,
Take Boutte's points and put them in a bag,
Leave only a "DNP" and a sad little shrug.
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Kayshon Boutte in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Kayshon Boutte is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Kayshon Boutte actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.