The Pass-Interference Nope Hex of Kayshon Boutte
Kayshon Boutte · HOU · WR
“Boutte gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of LSU's biggest rival.” — Zelda the Zero-Pointer
More ways the witch ruins Boutte's week
- Boutte is a game-time decision, and the decision is made by a poltergeist.
- A mysterious flag erases Boutte's only good play. The ref will not make eye contact.
82%POTENCY
-11.6PTS DRAINED
Needs a PriestVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- Dust from a defunct team's playbook (the Browns, probably)
- An unused timeout (still warm)
- One (1) pre-owned hamstring
- A scorched fantasy football magazine, September issue
Incantation
By horn of fumbled ball,
By sack that drops them all,
Boutte, drop it, trip it, fall!
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Kayshon Boutte in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Kayshon Boutte is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Kayshon Boutte actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.