The Butter-Finger Hex of Kayshon Boutte
Kayshon Boutte · HOU · WR
“A localized thunderstorm forms over Boutte's stadium. Only over Boutte.” — Baba Blitz
More ways the witch ruins Boutte's week
- Boutte gets 11 targets and catches 3 of them. The other 8 are "contested".
- Boutte goes down with a "tweak" in a game that was already won. Never even needed him.
77%POTENCY
-10.3PTS DRAINED
Seriously CursedVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- One (1) pre-owned hamstring
- A used challenge flag
- A cup of hot cocoa, spilled on the depth chart
- A bag of cold gas-station nachos
Incantation
By the pale blue light of the injury tag,
Boutte, hear me, and start to lag,
Your best play is a flag. Your worst is the bag.
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FAQ
How do I curse Kayshon Boutte in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Kayshon Boutte is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Kayshon Boutte actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.