The Gone-in-the-Fourth Hex of Kayshon Boutte
Kayshon Boutte · HOU · WR
“Boutte is questionable with an injury he sustained "reaching for the remote".” — Madame Waiver Wire
More ways the witch ruins Boutte's week
- Boutte will be "questionable" by Sunday morning, "inactive" by 11:58 AM, and "seen at brunch" by Monday.
- Boutte will do something so quietly mediocre that the box score doubts he played.
82%POTENCY
-14.3PTS DRAINED
Seriously CursedVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A bottle of "I'm not superstitious" (it's empty)
- The soul of a QB who threw to the wrong team
- A single tear from a Colts fan
- A suspicious amount of glitter and a printed injury report
Incantation
By horn of fumbled ball,
By sack that drops them all,
Boutte, drop it, trip it, fall!
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FAQ
How do I curse Kayshon Boutte in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Kayshon Boutte is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Kayshon Boutte actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.