The Dropped Pass Hex of Kayshon Boutte
Kayshon Boutte · HOU · WR
“A mysterious flag erases Boutte's only good play. The ref will not make eye contact.” — Mistress Misfire
More ways the witch ruins Boutte's week
- Boutte goes down with a "tweak" in a game that was already won. Never even needed him.
- Boutte gets benched in a blowout at halftime. The team then comes back. He watches. Smiling.
81%POTENCY
-16.6PTS DRAINED
Season WobblerVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A single 49ers jersey, ironically worn
- A bottle of "I'm not superstitious" (it's empty)
- One (1) lucky coin, flipped incorrectly
- A scorched fantasy football magazine, September issue
Incantation
O ancient spirits of the lost challenge flag,
Take Boutte's points and put them in a bag,
Leave only a "DNP" and a sad little shrug.
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Kayshon Boutte in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Kayshon Boutte is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Kayshon Boutte actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.