The Shadow Coverage Hex of Kayshon Boutte
Kayshon Boutte · HOU · WR
“Boutte runs a beautiful route, gets open, and the QB throws it to the other receiver. Who was covered.” — Auntie Audible
More ways the witch ruins Boutte's week
- Boutte gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of LSU's biggest rival.
- Boutte sees a depth chart rewrite 11 minutes before kickoff. His name is now in smaller font.
91%POTENCY
-12.1PTS DRAINED
Total MeltdownVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- One (1) pre-owned hamstring
- A forgotten fantasy trophy from 2014
- The last HD stream that wasn't buffering
- The playbook your coordinator definitely lost
Incantation
Bubble, bubble, benched in trouble,
Boutte drops it, double, double,
Hex, hex, hex, and the stat sheet's rubble!
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FAQ
How do I curse Kayshon Boutte in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Kayshon Boutte is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Kayshon Boutte actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.