The Out-of-Bounds Hex of Kayshon Boutte
Kayshon Boutte · HOU · WR
“Boutte's only highlight is a block, and it is not even a good one.” — Mistress Misfire
More ways the witch ruins Boutte's week
- Boutte drops a wide-open touchdown, then celebrates anyway for 40 seconds.
- A localized thunderstorm forms over Boutte's stadium. Only over Boutte.
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Ritual ingredients
- A single tear from a Packers fan
- Dust from a defunct team's playbook (the Browns, probably)
- The sacred tears of a #1 waiver priority
- A suspicious amount of glitter and a printed injury report
Incantation
Double, double, toil and trouble,
Boutte's stat line, now a rubble,
Inactive by kickoff, pop that bubble!
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Kayshon Boutte in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Kayshon Boutte is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Kayshon Boutte actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.