The Sunday Night Fade Hex of Kaytron Allen
Kaytron Allen · MIA · RB
“Rookie Allen gets the traditional hazing: the "Welcome to the League" curse.” — Auntie Audible
More ways the witch ruins Allen's week
- Allen runs for 98 yards, one short of the bonus, then goes down on the kneel-down. Scorched.
- Allen gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of Penn State's biggest rival.
88%POTENCY
-9.6PTS DRAINED
Delete the AppVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A forgotten fantasy trophy from 2014
- A bottle of "I'm not superstitious" (it's empty)
- One bottle of luck. Empty. Recycled.
- An unused timeout (still warm)
Incantation
Double, double, toil and trouble,
Allen's stat line, now a rubble,
Inactive by kickoff, pop that bubble!
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FAQ
How do I curse Kaytron Allen in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Kaytron Allen is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Kaytron Allen actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.