The Phantom Flag Hex of Kaytron Allen
Kaytron Allen · MIA · RB
“Allen gets stuffed so hard the broadcast shows a replay in slow motion, from three angles.” — Madame Waiver Wire
More ways the witch ruins Allen's week
- Allen gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of Penn State's biggest rival.
- Allen rushes 22 times for 51 yards. A heroic, beautiful, useless day.
91%POTENCY
-19.2PTS DRAINED
Delete the AppVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- The soul of a QB who threw to the wrong team
- A bottle of "I'm not superstitious" (it's empty)
- A shred of a Week 1 waiver wire pickup who is now a Bills fan
- The dying breath of a waiver claim
Incantation
Double, double, toil and trouble,
Allen's stat line, now a rubble,
Inactive by kickoff, pop that bubble!
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FAQ
How do I curse Kaytron Allen in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Kaytron Allen is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Kaytron Allen actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.