The Inactive-at-11:58 Hex of Kaytron Allen
Kaytron Allen · MIA · RB
“Allen will fumble on his first touch and live in the doghouse until the 4th quarter.” — Aunt Prevent
More ways the witch ruins Allen's week
- A mysterious flag erases Allen's only good play. The ref will not make eye contact.
- Rookie Allen gets the traditional hazing: the "Welcome to the League" curse.
78%POTENCY
-11.8PTS DRAINED
Season WobblerVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- Powdered kicker confidence
- A suspicious amount of glitter and a printed injury report
- Dust from a defunct team's playbook (the Browns, probably)
- The sacred tears of a #1 waiver priority
Incantation
O ancient spirits of the lost challenge flag,
Take Allen's points and put them in a bag,
Leave only a "DNP" and a sad little shrug.
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FAQ
How do I curse Kaytron Allen in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Kaytron Allen is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Kaytron Allen actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.