The Goal-Line Vulture Hex of Kaytron Allen
Kaytron Allen · MIA · RB
“Allen gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of Penn State's biggest rival.” — Hexcellent Hilda
More ways the witch ruins Allen's week
- Rookie Allen gets the traditional hazing: the "Welcome to the League" curse.
- Allen scores 0 fantasy points and is somehow also responsible for 2 turnovers.
90%POTENCY
-11.4PTS DRAINED
Call an ExorcistVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- Eye of newt, toe of frog, and a "Questionable" tag
- The dying breath of a waiver claim
- One (1) lucky coin, flipped incorrectly
- A fumbled football, blessed by nobody
Incantation
Double, double, toil and trouble,
Allen's stat line, now a rubble,
Inactive by kickoff, pop that bubble!
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FAQ
How do I curse Kaytron Allen in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Kaytron Allen is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Kaytron Allen actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.