The Late Scratch Hex of Kaytron Allen
Kaytron Allen · MIA · RB
“Rookie Allen gets the traditional hazing: the "Welcome to the League" curse.” — Madame Waiver Wire
More ways the witch ruins Allen's week
- Allen gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of Penn State's biggest rival.
- Allen gets benched in a blowout at halftime. The team then comes back. He watches. Smiling.
77%POTENCY
-10.3PTS DRAINED
Seriously CursedVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A bottle of "I'm not superstitious" (it's empty)
- The soul of a QB who threw to the wrong team
- A screenshot of your opponent's trash talk, face down
- your opponent's lucky socks (unwashed since Week 1)
Incantation
By the pale blue light of the injury tag,
Allen, hear me, and start to lag,
Your best play is a flag. Your worst is the bag.
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FAQ
How do I curse Kaytron Allen in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Kaytron Allen is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Kaytron Allen actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.