The Committee Backfield Hex of Kaytron Allen
Kaytron Allen · MIA · RB
“Rookie Allen gets the traditional hazing: the "Welcome to the League" curse.” — Sister Sack
More ways the witch ruins Allen's week
- The broadcast shows Allen on the sideline with an ice pack for the entire 4th quarter.
- Allen tweaks something in warm-ups. He'll be fine. He will also score zero.
83%POTENCY
-16.1PTS DRAINED
Needs a PriestVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- The last HD stream that wasn't buffering
- The soul of a QB who threw to the wrong team
- A single Packers jersey, ironically worn
- A forgotten fantasy trophy from 2014
Incantation
By the pale blue light of the injury tag,
Allen, hear me, and start to lag,
Your best play is a flag. Your worst is the bag.
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Kaytron Allen in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Kaytron Allen is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Kaytron Allen actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.