The Hamstring Hex of Kaytron Allen
Kaytron Allen · MIA · RB
“Rookie Allen gets the traditional hazing: the "Welcome to the League" curse.” — The Hex-Pert
More ways the witch ruins Allen's week
- Allen's offensive line takes the day off. Spiritually.
- Allen finishes with 4.2 points. Not 4.0. Not 5.0. The single most insulting number.
90%POTENCY
-19.2PTS DRAINED
Total MeltdownVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A screenshot of your opponent's trash talk, face down
- The soul of a QB who threw to the wrong team
- Powdered kicker confidence
- A scorched fantasy football magazine, September issue
Incantation
O ancient spirits of the lost challenge flag,
Take Allen's points and put them in a bag,
Leave only a "DNP" and a sad little shrug.
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Kaytron Allen in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Kaytron Allen is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Kaytron Allen actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.