The Stuffed Run Hex of Kaytron Allen
Kaytron Allen · MIA · RB
“Allen gets stuffed so hard the broadcast shows a replay in slow motion, from three angles.” — Baba Blitz
More ways the witch ruins Allen's week
- Allen gets the ball 4 times inside the 10. The pylon, however, is fine.
- Rookie Allen gets the traditional hazing: the "Welcome to the League" curse.
78%POTENCY
-12.2PTS DRAINED
Season WobblerVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A single sock, mismatched, from the Broncos locker room
- One (1) pre-owned hamstring
- A single tear from a Titans fan
- The last HD stream that wasn't buffering
Incantation
By horn of fumbled ball,
By sack that drops them all,
Allen, drop it, trip it, fall!
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FAQ
How do I curse Kaytron Allen in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Kaytron Allen is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Kaytron Allen actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.