The Gone-in-the-Fourth Hex of Kaytron Allen
Kaytron Allen · MIA · RB
“Rookie Allen gets the traditional hazing: the "Welcome to the League" curse.” — Baba Blitz
More ways the witch ruins Allen's week
- Allen gets "rested" in a week the team clinched nothing.
- Allen gets 3 yards per carry and one 2-yard catch on a screen. Efficient. In a sad way.
89%POTENCY
-13.1PTS DRAINED
Call an ExorcistVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A cup of hot cocoa, spilled on the depth chart
- One (1) lucky coin, flipped incorrectly
- A single sock, mismatched, from the Colts locker room
- A screenshot of your opponent's trash talk, face down
Incantation
Bubble, bubble, benched in trouble,
Allen drops it, double, double,
Hex, hex, hex, and the stat sheet's rubble!
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FAQ
How do I curse Kaytron Allen in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Kaytron Allen is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Kaytron Allen actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.