The Gone-in-the-Fourth Hex of Kaytron Allen
Kaytron Allen · MIA · RB
“A backup RB with an unpronounceable name will score twice on 6 carries. He is on nobody's roster.” — Baba Blitz
More ways the witch ruins Allen's week
- Allen gets a stat correction that takes away 2.4 points, 4 days later, at 3:17 AM.
- Allen breaks a 40-yard run and is tackled at the 1. The backup scores. Of course he does.
84%POTENCY
-11.1PTS DRAINED
Seriously CursedVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- One (1) lucky coin, flipped incorrectly
- A screenshot of your opponent's trash talk, face down
- One (1) pre-owned hamstring
- The last HD stream that wasn't buffering
Incantation
By the pale blue light of the injury tag,
Allen, hear me, and start to lag,
Your best play is a flag. Your worst is the bag.
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Kaytron Allen in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Kaytron Allen is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Kaytron Allen actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.