The Inactive-at-11:58 Hex of Kaytron Allen
Kaytron Allen · MIA · RB
“Allen loses 11 yards on a toss sweep. The most creative loss of the season.” — Baba Blitz
More ways the witch ruins Allen's week
- Rookie Allen gets the traditional hazing: the "Welcome to the League" curse.
- Allen gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of Penn State's biggest rival.
72%POTENCY
-16.9PTS DRAINED
Sunday RuinerVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A single tear from a Seahawks fan
- Smoke from a burning depth chart
- The sacred tears of a #1 waiver priority
- A single sock, mismatched, from the Rams locker room
Incantation
Eye of Chiefs, tongue of ref,
Bring Dolphins down to grief,
Allen scores zero, past belief!
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Kaytron Allen in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Kaytron Allen is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Kaytron Allen actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.