The Committee Backfield Hex of Kaytron Allen
Kaytron Allen · MIA · RB
“Allen is "listed as the lead back" and then watches a 3-man committee eat his lunch.” — Granny Gridiron
More ways the witch ruins Allen's week
- Allen gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of Penn State's biggest rival.
- The team goes up 21 early and Allen gets a pat on the head and 4 snaps.
87%POTENCY
-12.2PTS DRAINED
Call an ExorcistVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- Eye of newt, toe of frog, and a "Questionable" tag
- A forgotten fantasy trophy from 2014
- The echo of a referee saying "no catch"
- The soul of a QB who threw to the wrong team
Incantation
By horn of fumbled ball,
By sack that drops them all,
Allen, drop it, trip it, fall!
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FAQ
How do I curse Kaytron Allen in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Kaytron Allen is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Kaytron Allen actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.