The Kneel-Down Heartbreak Hex of Kaytron Allen
Kaytron Allen · MIA · RB
“Allen gets 3 yards per carry and one 2-yard catch on a screen. Efficient. In a sad way.” — Hexcellent Hilda
More ways the witch ruins Allen's week
- Allen's only highlight is a block, and it is not even a good one.
- A localized thunderstorm forms over Allen's stadium. Only over Allen.
73%POTENCY
-9.4PTS DRAINED
Eye-Roll MaterialVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- One (1) lucky coin, flipped incorrectly
- Powdered tears from a kicker who "was fine" at practice
- One bottle of luck. Empty. Recycled.
- One hair from a referee who "didn't see it"
Incantation
By horn of fumbled ball,
By sack that drops them all,
Allen, drop it, trip it, fall!
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Kaytron Allen in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Kaytron Allen is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Kaytron Allen actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.