The Garbage-Time Hex of Kaytron Allen
Kaytron Allen · MIA · RB
“Rookie Allen gets the traditional hazing: the "Welcome to the League" curse.” — Hexcellent Hilda
More ways the witch ruins Allen's week
- Allen gets benched in a blowout at halftime. The team then comes back. He watches. Smiling.
- Allen goes down with a "tweak" in a game that was already won. Never even needed him.
87%POTENCY
-17.6PTS DRAINED
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Ritual ingredients
- A scorched fantasy football magazine, September issue
- One hair from a referee who "didn't see it"
- A bag of cold gas-station nachos
- A single sock, mismatched, from the Cowboys locker room
Incantation
Spirits of the checkdown past,
Make Allen's Sunday dim and vast,
One yard short. The die is cast.
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FAQ
How do I curse Kaytron Allen in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Kaytron Allen is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Kaytron Allen actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.