The Garbage-Time Hex of Kaytron Allen
Kaytron Allen · MIA · RB
“Allen's offensive line takes the day off. Spiritually.” — Mistress Misfire
More ways the witch ruins Allen's week
- Rookie Allen gets the traditional hazing: the "Welcome to the League" curse.
- Allen's only highlight is a block, and it is not even a good one.
80%POTENCY
-18.5PTS DRAINED
Season WobblerVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A forgotten fantasy trophy from 2014
- A single Packers jersey, ironically worn
- A single sock, mismatched, from the Eagles locker room
- A used challenge flag
Incantation
By horn of fumbled ball,
By sack that drops them all,
Allen, drop it, trip it, fall!
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FAQ
How do I curse Kaytron Allen in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Kaytron Allen is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Kaytron Allen actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.