The Gone-in-the-Fourth Hex of Kaytron Allen
Kaytron Allen · MIA · RB
“Rookie Allen gets the traditional hazing: the "Welcome to the League" curse.” — Nana Nickelback
More ways the witch ruins Allen's week
- Allen goes down with a "tweak" in a game that was already won. Never even needed him.
- A localized thunderstorm forms over Allen's stadium. Only over Allen.
80%POTENCY
-19.2PTS DRAINED
Seriously CursedVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A bottle of "I'm not superstitious" (it's empty)
- A forgotten fantasy trophy from 2014
- The ashes of a 2019 draft pick
- One hair from a referee who "didn't see it"
Incantation
Eye of Raiders, tongue of ref,
Bring Dolphins down to grief,
Allen scores zero, past belief!
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Kaytron Allen in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Kaytron Allen is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Kaytron Allen actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.