The Kneel-Down Heartbreak Hex of Kaytron Allen
Kaytron Allen · MIA · RB
“Allen gets 3 yards per carry and one 2-yard catch on a screen. Efficient. In a sad way.” — The Hex-Pert
More ways the witch ruins Allen's week
- Allen's offensive line takes the day off. Spiritually.
- Allen gets the ball 4 times inside the 10. The pylon, however, is fine.
88%POTENCY
-11.5PTS DRAINED
Call an ExorcistVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- The soul of a QB who threw to the wrong team
- A single Broncos jersey, ironically worn
- A single tear from a Falcons fan
- A used challenge flag
Incantation
Hocus pocus, fumble focus,
Allen's snap count, now a locust,
Waiver wire, hear my notice!
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FAQ
How do I curse Kaytron Allen in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Kaytron Allen is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Kaytron Allen actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.