The Phantom Flag Hex of Kaytron Allen
Kaytron Allen · MIA · RB
“Allen gets stuffed on 3rd-and-1, 4th-and-1, and the goal line. Vulture season is here.” — Mother Matchup
More ways the witch ruins Allen's week
- Rookie Allen gets the traditional hazing: the "Welcome to the League" curse.
- Allen will fumble on his first touch and live in the doghouse until the 4th quarter.
82%POTENCY
-9.8PTS DRAINED
Season WobblerVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A suspicious amount of glitter and a printed injury report
- The dying breath of a waiver claim
- The soul of a QB who threw to the wrong team
- A used challenge flag
Incantation
Spirits of the checkdown past,
Make Allen's Sunday dim and vast,
One yard short. The die is cast.
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Kaytron Allen in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Kaytron Allen is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Kaytron Allen actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.