The Goal-Line Vulture Hex of Kaytron Allen
Kaytron Allen · MIA · RB
“Allen gets 3 yards per carry and one 2-yard catch on a screen. Efficient. In a sad way.” — Mistress Misfire
More ways the witch ruins Allen's week
- Rookie Allen gets the traditional hazing: the "Welcome to the League" curse.
- Allen gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of Penn State's biggest rival.
83%POTENCY
-13.9PTS DRAINED
Needs a PriestVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A used challenge flag
- A forgotten fantasy trophy from 2014
- A tablespoon of "I told you so" (aged 7 years)
- A screenshot of your opponent's trash talk, face down
Incantation
O ancient spirits of the lost challenge flag,
Take Allen's points and put them in a bag,
Leave only a "DNP" and a sad little shrug.
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Kaytron Allen in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Kaytron Allen is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Kaytron Allen actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.