The Stuffed Run Hex of Kaytron Allen
Kaytron Allen · MIA · RB
“Allen's best play of the day happens on a play where he is not the ball carrier.” — Hexcellent Hilda
More ways the witch ruins Allen's week
- Allen rushes 22 times for 51 yards. A heroic, beautiful, useless day.
- Allen scores 0 fantasy points and is somehow also responsible for 2 turnovers.
88%POTENCY
-15.9PTS DRAINED
Total MeltdownVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- Eye of newt, toe of frog, and a "Questionable" tag
- A forgotten fantasy trophy from 2014
- your opponent's lucky socks (unwashed since Week 1)
- One (1) lucky coin, flipped incorrectly
Incantation
Eye of Ravens, tongue of ref,
Bring Dolphins down to grief,
Allen scores zero, past belief!
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Kaytron Allen in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Kaytron Allen is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Kaytron Allen actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.