The Committee Backfield Hex of Keaton Mitchell
Keaton Mitchell · LAC · RB
“Mitchell will be "questionable" by Sunday morning, "inactive" by 11:58 AM, and "seen at brunch" by Monday.” — Mistress Misfire
More ways the witch ruins Mitchell's week
- Mitchell is already "Questionable" with that hip. The witch only has to push gently.
- Mitchell sees a depth chart rewrite 11 minutes before kickoff. His name is now in smaller font.
77%POTENCY
-16.4PTS DRAINED
Needs a PriestVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A scorched fantasy football magazine, September issue
- The echo of a referee saying "no catch"
- A fumbled football, blessed by nobody
- A single tear from a Browns fan
Incantation
Newt and bat and gridiron dust,
Mitchell drops one, as all fantasy must,
Questionable by noon, in the witch we trust.
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FAQ
How do I curse Keaton Mitchell in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Keaton Mitchell is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Keaton Mitchell actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.