The Mystery Tweak Hex of Keaton Mitchell
Keaton Mitchell · LAC · RB
“Mitchell will fumble on his first touch and live in the doghouse until the 4th quarter.” — Madame Waiver Wire
More ways the witch ruins Mitchell's week
- Mitchell gets "rested" in a week the team clinched nothing.
- Mitchell will do something so quietly mediocre that the box score doubts he played.
73%POTENCY
-10.4PTS DRAINED
Sunday RuinerVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A single sock, mismatched, from the Lions locker room
- A screenshot of your opponent's trash talk, face down
- The playbook your coordinator definitely lost
- A scorched fantasy football magazine, September issue
Incantation
Newt and bat and gridiron dust,
Mitchell drops one, as all fantasy must,
Questionable by noon, in the witch we trust.
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FAQ
How do I curse Keaton Mitchell in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Keaton Mitchell is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Keaton Mitchell actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.