The Late Scratch Hex of Keaton Mitchell
Keaton Mitchell · LAC · RB
“Mitchell gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of East Carolina's biggest rival.” — Mother Matchup
More ways the witch ruins Mitchell's week
- Mitchell is already "Questionable" with that hip. The witch only has to push gently.
- Mitchell finishes with 4.2 points. Not 4.0. Not 5.0. The single most insulting number.
83%POTENCY
-12.4PTS DRAINED
Needs a PriestVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- The dying breath of a waiver claim
- A single tear from a Jets fan
- A cup of hot cocoa, spilled on the depth chart
- The echo of a referee saying "no catch"
Incantation
Newt and bat and gridiron dust,
Mitchell drops one, as all fantasy must,
Questionable by noon, in the witch we trust.
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FAQ
How do I curse Keaton Mitchell in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Keaton Mitchell is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Keaton Mitchell actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.