The Hamstring Hex of Keaton Mitchell
Keaton Mitchell · LAC · RB
“Mitchell is already "Questionable" with that hip. The witch only has to push gently.” — Mistress Misfire
More ways the witch ruins Mitchell's week
- Mitchell's offensive line takes the day off. Spiritually.
- Mitchell rushes 22 times for 51 yards. A heroic, beautiful, useless day.
87%POTENCY
-19.6PTS DRAINED
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Ritual ingredients
- The echo of a referee saying "no catch"
- One hair from a referee who "didn't see it"
- One (1) pre-owned hamstring
- Eye of newt, toe of frog, and a "Questionable" tag
Incantation
Eye of Seahawks, tongue of ref,
Bring Chargers down to grief,
Mitchell scores zero, past belief!
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FAQ
How do I curse Keaton Mitchell in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Keaton Mitchell is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Keaton Mitchell actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.