The Snap Count Hex of Keaton Mitchell
Keaton Mitchell · LAC · RB
“Mitchell gets stuffed so hard the broadcast shows a replay in slow motion, from three angles.” — The Old Crone of the Red Zone
More ways the witch ruins Mitchell's week
- Mitchell is "listed as the lead back" and then watches a 3-man committee eat his lunch.
- Mitchell gets "rested" in a week the team clinched nothing.
82%POTENCY
-15.9PTS DRAINED
Seriously CursedVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- One hair from a referee who "didn't see it"
- A scorched fantasy football magazine, September issue
- One (1) lucky coin, flipped incorrectly
- An unused timeout (still warm)
Incantation
Eye of Falcons, tongue of ref,
Bring Chargers down to grief,
Mitchell scores zero, past belief!
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FAQ
How do I curse Keaton Mitchell in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Keaton Mitchell is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Keaton Mitchell actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.