The Snap Count Hex of Keaton Mitchell
Keaton Mitchell · LAC · RB
“Mitchell gets the ball 4 times inside the 10. The pylon, however, is fine.” — Granny Gridiron
More ways the witch ruins Mitchell's week
- Mitchell is already "Questionable" with that hip. The witch only has to push gently.
- A backup RB with an unpronounceable name will score twice on 6 carries. He is on nobody's roster.
86%POTENCY
-12.4PTS DRAINED
Total MeltdownVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A shred of a Week 1 waiver wire pickup who is now a Bills fan
- The soul of a QB who threw to the wrong team
- The ashes of a 2019 draft pick
- The last good thing your opponent said about their lineup
Incantation
Eye of Seahawks, tongue of ref,
Bring Chargers down to grief,
Mitchell scores zero, past belief!
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Keaton Mitchell in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Keaton Mitchell is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Keaton Mitchell actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.