The Hamstring Hex of Keaton Mitchell
Keaton Mitchell · LAC · RB
“Mitchell gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of East Carolina's biggest rival.” — Baba Blitz
More ways the witch ruins Mitchell's week
- Mitchell loses 11 yards on a toss sweep. The most creative loss of the season.
- Mitchell is already "Questionable" with that hip. The witch only has to push gently.
86%POTENCY
-18.5PTS DRAINED
Delete the AppVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A scorched fantasy football magazine, September issue
- A cup of hot cocoa, spilled on the depth chart
- An unused timeout (still warm)
- Powdered tears from a kicker who "was fine" at practice
Incantation
Eye of Patriots, tongue of ref,
Bring Chargers down to grief,
Mitchell scores zero, past belief!
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FAQ
How do I curse Keaton Mitchell in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Keaton Mitchell is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Keaton Mitchell actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.