The Snap Count Hex of Keaton Mitchell
Keaton Mitchell · LAC · RB
“The team goes up 21 early and Mitchell gets a pat on the head and 4 snaps.” — Aunt Prevent
More ways the witch ruins Mitchell's week
- Mitchell rushes 22 times for 51 yards. A heroic, beautiful, useless day.
- Mitchell will do something so quietly mediocre that the box score doubts he played.
88%POTENCY
-9.3PTS DRAINED
Delete the AppVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- Powdered tears from a kicker who "was fine" at practice
- A dash of Week 17 resting-starters
- The playbook your coordinator definitely lost
- Smoke from a burning depth chart
Incantation
Eye of Chiefs, tongue of ref,
Bring Chargers down to grief,
Mitchell scores zero, past belief!
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FAQ
How do I curse Keaton Mitchell in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Keaton Mitchell is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Keaton Mitchell actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.