The Sunday Night Fade Hex of Keaton Mitchell
Keaton Mitchell · LAC · RB
“Mitchell is already "Questionable" with that hip. The witch only has to push gently.” — Granny Gridiron
More ways the witch ruins Mitchell's week
- Mitchell will be in the end zone. With the ball. And the whistle already blown. Dead ball.
- Mitchell gets benched in a blowout at halftime. The team then comes back. He watches. Smiling.
84%POTENCY
-15.3PTS DRAINED
Seriously CursedVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- The playbook your coordinator definitely lost
- A single Steelers jersey, ironically worn
- A forgotten fantasy trophy from 2014
- A screenshot of your opponent's trash talk, face down
Incantation
By the pale blue light of the injury tag,
Mitchell, hear me, and start to lag,
Your best play is a flag. Your worst is the bag.
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Keaton Mitchell in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Keaton Mitchell is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Keaton Mitchell actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.