The Snap Count Hex of Keaton Mitchell
Keaton Mitchell · LAC · RB
“Mitchell is already "Questionable" with that hip. The witch only has to push gently.” — Sister Sack
More ways the witch ruins Mitchell's week
- Mitchell finishes with 4.2 points. Not 4.0. Not 5.0. The single most insulting number.
- Mitchell goes down with a "tweak" in a game that was already won. Never even needed him.
75%POTENCY
-12.7PTS DRAINED
Seriously CursedVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A fumbled football, blessed by nobody
- Smoke from a burning depth chart
- A cup of hot cocoa, spilled on the depth chart
- Dust from a defunct team's playbook (the Browns, probably)
Incantation
Double, double, toil and trouble,
Mitchell's stat line, now a rubble,
Inactive by kickoff, pop that bubble!
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FAQ
How do I curse Keaton Mitchell in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Keaton Mitchell is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Keaton Mitchell actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.