The Mystery Tweak Hex of Keaton Mitchell
Keaton Mitchell · LAC · RB
“Mitchell sees a depth chart rewrite 11 minutes before kickoff. His name is now in smaller font.” — Nana Nickelback
More ways the witch ruins Mitchell's week
- Mitchell gets 3 yards per carry and one 2-yard catch on a screen. Efficient. In a sad way.
- A mysterious flag erases Mitchell's only good play. The ref will not make eye contact.
80%POTENCY
-16.4PTS DRAINED
Seriously CursedVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A suspicious amount of glitter and a printed injury report
- One bottle of luck. Empty. Recycled.
- The soul of a QB who threw to the wrong team
- The echo of a referee saying "no catch"
Incantation
Bubble, bubble, benched in trouble,
Mitchell drops it, double, double,
Hex, hex, hex, and the stat sheet's rubble!
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FAQ
How do I curse Keaton Mitchell in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Keaton Mitchell is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Keaton Mitchell actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.