The Gone-in-the-Fourth Hex of Keaton Mitchell
Keaton Mitchell · LAC · RB
“The team goes up 21 early and Mitchell gets a pat on the head and 4 snaps.” — The Hex-Pert
More ways the witch ruins Mitchell's week
- Mitchell finishes with 4.2 points. Not 4.0. Not 5.0. The single most insulting number.
- Mitchell gets benched in a blowout at halftime. The team then comes back. He watches. Smiling.
77%POTENCY
-17.6PTS DRAINED
Season WobblerVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- Eye of newt, toe of frog, and a "Questionable" tag
- The sacred tears of a #1 waiver priority
- The soul of a QB who threw to the wrong team
- A tablespoon of "I told you so" (aged 7 years)
Incantation
Eye of Rams, tongue of ref,
Bring Chargers down to grief,
Mitchell scores zero, past belief!
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FAQ
How do I curse Keaton Mitchell in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Keaton Mitchell is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Keaton Mitchell actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.