The Garbage-Time Hex of Keaton Mitchell
Keaton Mitchell · LAC · RB
“Mitchell is already "Questionable" with that hip. The witch only has to push gently.” — Hexcellent Hilda
More ways the witch ruins Mitchell's week
- Mitchell tweaks something in warm-ups. He'll be fine. He will also score zero.
- Mitchell gets benched in a blowout at halftime. The team then comes back. He watches. Smiling.
92%POTENCY
-17.7PTS DRAINED
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Ritual ingredients
- A bottle of "I'm not superstitious" (it's empty)
- Eye of newt, toe of frog, and a "Questionable" tag
- An unused timeout (still warm)
- A single tear from a Cardinals fan
Incantation
Double, double, toil and trouble,
Mitchell's stat line, now a rubble,
Inactive by kickoff, pop that bubble!
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FAQ
How do I curse Keaton Mitchell in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Keaton Mitchell is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Keaton Mitchell actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.