The Kneel-Down Heartbreak Hex of Keaton Mitchell
Keaton Mitchell · LAC · RB
“Mitchell will fumble on his first touch and live in the doghouse until the 4th quarter.” — Mistress Misfire
More ways the witch ruins Mitchell's week
- Mitchell is already "Questionable" with that hip. The witch only has to push gently.
- Mitchell rushes 22 times for 51 yards. A heroic, beautiful, useless day.
76%POTENCY
-12.6PTS DRAINED
Season WobblerVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A dash of Week 17 resting-starters
- A bottle of "I'm not superstitious" (it's empty)
- A single sock, mismatched, from the Raiders locker room
- The echo of a referee saying "no catch"
Incantation
Hocus pocus, fumble focus,
Mitchell's snap count, now a locust,
Waiver wire, hear my notice!
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FAQ
How do I curse Keaton Mitchell in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Keaton Mitchell is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Keaton Mitchell actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.