The Stuffed Run Hex of Keaton Mitchell
Keaton Mitchell · LAC · RB
“Mitchell gets "rested" in a week the team clinched nothing.” — Baba Blitz
More ways the witch ruins Mitchell's week
- Mitchell gets benched in a blowout at halftime. The team then comes back. He watches. Smiling.
- Mitchell is already "Questionable" with that hip. The witch only has to push gently.
78%POTENCY
-13.3PTS DRAINED
Seriously CursedVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- Dust from a defunct team's playbook (the Browns, probably)
- The sacred tears of a #1 waiver priority
- One (1) lucky coin, flipped incorrectly
- your opponent's lucky socks (unwashed since Week 1)
Incantation
By horn of fumbled ball,
By sack that drops them all,
Mitchell, drop it, trip it, fall!
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FAQ
How do I curse Keaton Mitchell in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Keaton Mitchell is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Keaton Mitchell actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.