The Sunday Night Fade Hex of Keaton Mitchell
Keaton Mitchell · LAC · RB
“Mitchell is already "Questionable" with that hip. The witch only has to push gently.” — Mistress Misfire
More ways the witch ruins Mitchell's week
- Mitchell gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of East Carolina's biggest rival.
- Mitchell's only highlight is a block, and it is not even a good one.
82%POTENCY
-18.6PTS DRAINED
Needs a PriestVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A fumbled football, blessed by nobody
- One bottle of luck. Empty. Recycled.
- Powdered tears from a kicker who "was fine" at practice
- A single tear from a Chargers fan
Incantation
Spirits of the checkdown past,
Make Mitchell's Sunday dim and vast,
One yard short. The die is cast.
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Keaton Mitchell in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Keaton Mitchell is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Keaton Mitchell actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.