The Mystery Tweak Hex of Keaton Mitchell
Keaton Mitchell · LAC · RB
“Mitchell runs for 98 yards, one short of the bonus, then goes down on the kneel-down. Scorched.” — Aunt Prevent
More ways the witch ruins Mitchell's week
- Mitchell gets 3 yards per carry and one 2-yard catch on a screen. Efficient. In a sad way.
- Mitchell gets benched in a blowout at halftime. The team then comes back. He watches. Smiling.
84%POTENCY
-16.1PTS DRAINED
Needs a PriestVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A fumbled football, blessed by nobody
- The playbook your coordinator definitely lost
- Smoke from a burning depth chart
- Dust from a defunct team's playbook (the Browns, probably)
Incantation
Newt and bat and gridiron dust,
Mitchell drops one, as all fantasy must,
Questionable by noon, in the witch we trust.
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FAQ
How do I curse Keaton Mitchell in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Keaton Mitchell is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Keaton Mitchell actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.