The Hamstring Hex of Keaton Mitchell
Keaton Mitchell · LAC · RB
“Mitchell is already "Questionable" with that hip. The witch only has to push gently.” — Madame Waiver Wire
More ways the witch ruins Mitchell's week
- Mitchell gets "rested" in a week the team clinched nothing.
- Mitchell loses 11 yards on a toss sweep. The most creative loss of the season.
91%POTENCY
-12.5PTS DRAINED
Total MeltdownVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- Eye of newt, toe of frog, and a "Questionable" tag
- One hair from a referee who "didn't see it"
- The soul of a QB who threw to the wrong team
- A suspicious amount of glitter and a printed injury report
Incantation
O ancient spirits of the lost challenge flag,
Take Mitchell's points and put them in a bag,
Leave only a "DNP" and a sad little shrug.
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FAQ
How do I curse Keaton Mitchell in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Keaton Mitchell is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Keaton Mitchell actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.