The Hamstring Hex of Keaton Mitchell
Keaton Mitchell · LAC · RB
“Ref: "Number Mitchell, that's a flag." Mitchell: "What flag?" Ref: "The one on the previous TD."” — The Old Crone of the Red Zone
More ways the witch ruins Mitchell's week
- Mitchell will fumble on his first touch and live in the doghouse until the 4th quarter.
- Mitchell gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of East Carolina's biggest rival.
86%POTENCY
-14.4PTS DRAINED
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Ritual ingredients
- A shred of a Week 1 waiver wire pickup who is now a Bills fan
- A single sock, mismatched, from the Broncos locker room
- An unused timeout (still warm)
- One hair from a referee who "didn't see it"
Incantation
Mitchell, Mitchell, in the pale moonlight,
May your target share shrink out of sight,
And may the ref not see your catch tonight.
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FAQ
How do I curse Keaton Mitchell in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Keaton Mitchell is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Keaton Mitchell actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.