The Phantom Flag Hex of Keaton Mitchell
Keaton Mitchell · LAC · RB
“Mitchell is already "Questionable" with that hip. The witch only has to push gently.” — The Old Crone of the Red Zone
More ways the witch ruins Mitchell's week
- Mitchell is hit with a "pre-existing condition" that was not pre-existing until just now.
- Mitchell is a game-time decision, and the decision is made by a poltergeist.
88%POTENCY
-12.9PTS DRAINED
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Ritual ingredients
- The ashes of a 2019 draft pick
- A single tear from a Steelers fan
- One bottle of luck. Empty. Recycled.
- The echo of a referee saying "no catch"
Incantation
Double, double, toil and trouble,
Mitchell's stat line, now a rubble,
Inactive by kickoff, pop that bubble!
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FAQ
How do I curse Keaton Mitchell in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Keaton Mitchell is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Keaton Mitchell actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.